"Get your hands out of your pants!"
"We don't step on sister."
"Eat just a few more bites and then I will give you _____ " I swore I was never going to bribe my kids. Apparently I never hung around kids, huh?
"We don't eat sand."
"Stop touching your butt."
"Use the spoon, we aren't dogs."
"NOOO don't lick that!"
"Go ask your dad" - I hated when my mom did this!
"Because I said so" - hated this one too.
Motherhood is definitely more interesting than I ever thought it would be!
I think my favorite is "use a spoon, we aren't dogs" We say, don't drink the dogs water, we use a cup. Funny how things change when you become a parent.
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